Surgeon General’s Warning: This post contains entirely too much sarcasm and attitude. Proceed at your own risk.
If you’ve been to Costco lately you know Christmas is near. Nevermind Halloween, Thanksgiving, and whatever else in between … gift giving season is already here.
A lot of people ask, “Roy, you are wise, and creative, and thoughtful . . . what makes a great Christmas present?”
It’s exactly the kind of question a 60-something chubby bald white guy who grew up working in a junkyard is qualified to answer.
So here are my top ten Christmas gift ideas:
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